But so far away….I do not approve.
Unfortunately I don’t get a say in the matter… Stupid government.
And I know pretty much zip about alcohol. I don’t really drink, and I never really had a reason… But now I do. This shit is expensive! You may as well just put your money in a blender and drink it.
Sex is where it’s at. It’s free and it’s good for your health! Maybe I’m just feeling the effects of being in a LDR, but I think I should be working at a sex shop instead… Then I would be helping people instead of killing them.
Any suggestions/ideas? So far I am sending:
- Famous Amos snack packs
- Slim Jims
- Some of his favorite magazines
- Letters from all of his friends
- Canned Fruit
- And any kind of candy I can find that won’t melt.
I thought about sending a spare camera I have, but I don’t think he’d have a way to charge it.
(And it’s my birthday next month so I’m trying to give it a “Happy Birthday to me, from you” theme.