June 2011
Tumblr should have it's own "stumbleupon" feature. So you can stumble on Tumblr blogs exclusively.
I do not believe in love at first sight. I believe in "I want to place my genitals inside of/near your genitals" at first sight.
Goddamn he's cute.
But so far away….I do not approve.
Unfortunately I don’t get a say in the matter… Stupid government.
“I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.”
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Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that comes to your ask box right now.
I work in a liquor store
And I know pretty much zip about alcohol. I don’t really drink, and I never really had a reason… But now I do. This shit is expensive! You may as well just put your money in a blender and drink it.
Sex is where it’s at. It’s free and it’s good for your health! Maybe I’m just feeling the effects of being in a LDR, but I think I should be working at a sex shop instead… Then I would be helping people instead of killing them.
I'm putting together my first care package for MD
Any suggestions/ideas? So far I am sending:
- Famous Amos snack packs
- Slim Jims
- Some of his favorite magazines
- Letters from all of his friends
- Canned Fruit
- And any kind of candy I can find that won’t melt.
I thought about sending a spare camera I have, but I don’t think he’d have a way to charge it.
(And it’s my birthday next month so I’m trying to give it a “Happy Birthday to me, from you” theme.
Ideas?
Disposable camera's trip through the postal system. →
freepicturesforyou.net
Coolest idea ever? Me thinks so.
